I shouldn’t be allowed to read fic while wearing makeup: a True Story

Oh look, there’s a new chapter! 

HOORAY!

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Wait. What’s happening here?

OHMYGOD!!!!

OH GOD.

OH GODDDDD. MY EYES! THEY BURN!!! DAMN YOU STORY! DAMN MASCARA!!!!!!


THE END.

unless I’m beta reading.

Because then additionally to that: “Oh, btw, I think you missed an apostrophe here.”