I shouldn’t be allowed to read fic while wearing makeup: a True Story
Oh look, there’s a new chapter!
HOORAY!
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Wait. What’s happening here?
OHMYGOD!!!!
OH GOD.
OH GODDDDD. MY EYES! THEY BURN!!! DAMN YOU STORY! DAMN MASCARA!!!!!!
THE END.
unless I’m beta reading.
Because then additionally to that: “Oh, btw, I think you missed an apostrophe here.”






